Nothing is more embarrassing than deciding to chug a beer with someone only to cough it up seconds into the chug.  Man up and slam the beer like a champ.  Anything over 5 seconds is unacceptable.  Also unacceptable is trying to act like you finished the chug when really there is half a beer left.  Whatever you do, never use an excuse like, “Bro, I can’t chug keg beer”.  Learning to chug will make you more acceptable socially and also impress that beer-guzzling, monster of a woman who looks attractive at 2 am…

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